Para que idade é mesmo?

Grosso modo dos seis aos doze. Não é preciso saber ler nada além do que um adulto consegue ler em voz alta.

Há alguma coisa a que um pai fosse objetar?

Nada de bebida, nada sobre corpos, nenhum contacto além de um cumprimento e nenhuma carta que faça de uma criança a piada. A lista completa está nesta página.

Posso usá-la numa festa de anos?

É mesmo para isso. Faz o pack com as músicas que as crianças conhecem e o jogo anda sozinho.

Precisam de um telemóvel cada um?

Não. Um telemóvel lê os códigos para a mesa toda.

Crianças

Cartas para crianças

Escritas para os seis aos doze, e testadas no nível de barulho.

100 desafios

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Say your name in the deepest voice you can.

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Ten seconds. Name five animals.

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Everyone point at who they think is winning, on three.

Frases curtas, desafios simples e nada que ponha uma criança a ser gozada. Sons de animais, andares ridículos, conta de trás para a frente a partir de vinte, diz cinco coisas frias. O objetivo é ser parvo, não é envergonhar, e essa linha é toda a razão para isto ser uma categoria à parte e não uma versão filtrada da de festa.

Aqui não há nada sobre bebida, corpos ou contacto para além de um cumprimento. O único sítio onde aparece uma bebida é uma carta que manda toda a gente beber água, coisa que numa festa de crianças um jogo faz bem em impor.

Também funciona como categoria de família. Metade destas têm mais piada com um pai a fazê-las mal do que com uma criança a fazê-las bem.

Como funcionam as cartas para crianças

01 Pode ler o código um adulto ou uma criança. O telemóvel lê o desafio em voz alta.
02 Quase todos são de dez ou quinze segundos, por isso ninguém espera muito pela vez.
03 Faz e volta a tirar. Não é uma vez perdida.

Os 100 desafios para crianças

Lê-os todos. Vota nos que resultam e diz-nos o que falta.

001 Make the noise of any animal. Everyone guesses which. 0
002 Talk like a robot until your next turn. 0
003 Talk like a pirate until your next turn. 0
004 Say your name in the deepest voice you can. 0
005 Say everything in a whisper until your next turn. 0
006 Sing your next answer instead of saying it. 0
007 Do your best impression of a grown up in this room. 0
008 Say the alphabet backwards from J. 0
009 Say a tongue twister three times fast. Everyone judges. 0
010 Speak only in questions until your next turn. 0
011 Make the sound of a car, a plane and a cat, in that order. 0
012 Laugh like a cartoon villain. 0
013 Say the last thing you said, but as a song. 0
014 Talk in slow motion until your next turn. 0
015 Do a voice for the player on your left. They must use it too. 0
016 Make up a word and use it three times before your next turn. 0
017 Hop on one leg until your next turn. 0
018 Spin around five times, then try to sit down. 0
019 Do ten star jumps. 0
020 Dance for ten seconds. Anything counts. 0
021 Stand like a flamingo until someone else scans a card. 0
022 Walk like a crab to the other side of the room and back. 0
023 Everyone freeze. Last one to move takes a card. 0
024 Balance a card on your head until your next turn. Drop it and you lose it. 0
025 Do your best superhero pose and hold it for ten seconds. 0
026 Everyone stands up. Last one up gives away a card. 0
027 Touch four different colours in this room in ten seconds. 0
028 Swap seats with the player opposite you. 0
029 High five every player. Ten seconds. 0
030 Tiptoe everywhere until your next turn. 0
031 Pretend to be a statue. Anyone who makes you laugh takes a card. 0
032 Do a forward roll, or a very good pretend one. 0
033 Hop to the door and back before anyone counts to fifteen. 0
034 Copy exactly what the player on your right does until your next turn. 0
035 Sing the chorus of the last song. Everyone joins in. 0
036 Hum a song. The player on your left guesses it. 0
037 Clap the rhythm of the last song. Everyone copies. 0
038 Name another song you know by heart. Sing one line. 0
039 Make up a new line for the last song. 0
040 Play air guitar for ten seconds. 0
041 Play air drums for ten seconds. 0
042 Sing Happy Birthday like a rock star. 0
043 Name a song your family plays in the car. 0
044 Everyone sings one line each, going round. 0
045 Sing anything with your mouth closed. 0
046 Name three musical instruments in ten seconds. 0
047 Whistle, or try to. Everyone else tries too. 0
048 Sing the last song as slowly as you possibly can. 0
049 Make up a dance for the last song. Everyone copies it. 0
050 Name a song with a colour in it. Then everyone else does too. 0
051 Ten seconds. Name five animals. 0
052 Ten seconds. Name five foods that are green. 0
053 Ten seconds. Name three countries. 0
054 Ten seconds. Name four things in a kitchen. 0
055 Ten seconds. Name three things that fly. 0
056 Fifteen seconds. Name something for every letter in your name. 0
057 Ten seconds. Count backwards from twenty. 0
058 Ten seconds. Name five things that are cold. 0
059 Ten seconds. Name three dinosaurs. 0
060 Fifteen seconds. Name a football team, a colour and a fruit. 0
061 Ten seconds. Name five things you can see right now. 0
062 Ten seconds. Name three things with wheels. 0
063 Ten seconds. Say the days of the week backwards. 0
064 Fifteen seconds. Name five things in a park. 0
065 Take a card from the player with the most. 0
066 Give one of your cards to the player with the fewest. 0
067 Take the top card of the deck for free. 0
068 Swap one card with the player on your left. 0
069 Everyone passes one card to the left. 0
070 Take one card from anyone you like. 0
071 Give one card to anyone you like. 0
072 Look at any card in play. 0
073 Keep this card. It cancels one bad card, once. 0
074 Your next guess counts as right even if it is not. 0
075 Everyone puts one card in the middle. Mix them up and share them out again. 0
076 Take two cards, then give one away. 0
077 Protect one card. Nobody can take it. 0
078 Skip your turn, but take a free card for it. 0
079 Go again straight after this turn. 0
080 Everyone with more cards than you gives you one. 0
081 Everyone does what you do until your next turn. 0
082 Start a clap. Everyone must join in. 0
083 Pick a word nobody may say. Anyone who says it gives you a card. 0
084 Everyone say a number at the same time. Any two the same, both take a card. 0
085 Take a group photo. You pick the pose. 0
086 Everyone gives the player on their left a compliment. 0
087 Say something nice about every player. 0
088 Spin the arrow. That player picks the next song. 0
089 Spin the arrow. That player takes a free card. 0
090 Spin the arrow. You and that player do a dance together. 0
091 Everyone thinks of an animal. Say them all at once. 0
092 Make up a team name for everyone here. 0
093 Everyone tell a very short joke. Best one takes a card. 0
094 The group picks a silly rule for you until your next turn. 0
095 Everyone point at who they think is winning, on three. 0
096 Time for a drink of water. Everyone. 0
097 Get a snack for whoever wants one, then take your turn. 0
098 Everyone stretches. That is the whole card. 0
099 Only whoever's turn it is sees this. Do a silly walk. If nobody notices before your next turn, take two cards. 0
100 Nothing happens. Lucky you. 0

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FAQ

Para que idade é mesmo?: Grosso modo dos seis aos doze. Não é preciso saber ler nada além do que um adulto consegue ler em voz alta.
Há alguma coisa a que um pai fosse objetar?: Nada de bebida, nada sobre corpos, nenhum contacto além de um cumprimento e nenhuma carta que faça de uma criança a piada. A lista completa está nesta página.
Posso usá-la numa festa de anos?: É mesmo para isso. Faz o pack com as músicas que as crianças conhecem e o jogo anda sozinho.
Precisam de um telemóvel cada um?: Não. Um telemóvel lê os códigos para a mesa toda.